Ice is yucky

So I have my own house......I love it. I bought it. Its mine. And it's perfect for me, for this point in my life anyway. Its cute and little and slightly messy.... here it is:

But today....I hate my house. The porch is covered in an inch of ice....so i went to the Shed to get the shovel and the salt. The shed is frozen shut...I hit it (it being the layer of ice over the latch) with a hammer...then dropped the hammer on my foot. I may have cried...so now I am cold, i think i broke my toe, I can't get the shovel or the ice melt stuff...and not only that but my trash can and my mail box are also frozen closed and I don't dare get the hammer again.